[ nv turns on, and there's a large hand smoothing right across the screen a few times- you know, the picture is clearer each time he brushes. hello, dusty nv- and hello detective gumshoe! who . . . is grinning, but has a pair of fresh scratches going across each cheek. he doesn't seem to take much notice to it right now. someone . . . ran after a ( Read more... )

[When the video feed is turned on, all that it shows is an office. It’s a tidy, smart-looking place, easily recognisable as one of those in the government building. There’s no sound save for footsteps, and the person recording is holding the NV facing outwards so that they are not visible ( Read more... )

[Hey, network. There's a noise like fabric shifting against a microphone - and then the muffled voice of a girl.]

-ah, my head!

What's with this weird place? Nick, when I said I wanted a vacation, I didn't mean dump me in some baseball field! If this is supposed to be some kind of theme park, it's--

[The voice stops suddenly, and there's a ( Read more... )

I never had a pet before. Well, I had a goldfish once, but it died within a week. Having a dog, an animal that looks up to you to take care of it and give it all the love and attention it deserves...it's a different experience, but not a bad one. Although I do think we need a bigger place to live now, especially one with air conditioning. All the ( Read more... )

[Video of the Zipper headed man with the wild curled hair is seen. Pale faced and a bit of a confused expression. He’s holding a paper, shaking his head.]Is there seriously a shorted in law enforcement here? I just spent thirty minutes in debate with an officer of the law here over something completely ridiculous... to which he handed me a paper ( Read more... )

[When she speaks, she sounds somewhat more irritated than usual, which is an achievement.]

One of my greatest dislikes are fools who foolishly complain about their fooleries while not taking any steps to possibly be any less foolish. Certainly, it may be because they are simply incapable of changing their circumstances, but dwelling on matters ( Read more... )

EMERGENCY! THEFT AND EMERGENCY! THEFT AND EMERGENCY!

SOMEONE HAS STOLEN OUR AIR CONDITIONER! SOMEONE STOLE OUR AIR CONDITIONER!The theft occurred last night, under the cover of darkness! Oh, yes; how sly and sneaky was the thief, to use so convenient a time to perform his terrible deed! The darkness made it difficult to see anything--and, really ( Read more... )

[ uhuhuh, good morning siren's port. you're getting a call! it was a strange phone that wasn't his, first of all, and when he tried calling home multiple times, it didn't go through. crap. it was morning but already hot and ashgfd- okay, so he thinks this is a dream after stomaching most of the nausea, yeah? so he's going to pinch himself. ]

Ow- [  ( Read more... )